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The Skyline


Drew’s angry rant about why this the most over rated car in history

 

 


Aw yes the "skyline", the Godzilla of Japan, THE Japanese super car, blah blah blah. The skyline GTR r34 is regarded as the greatest Japanese car of all time, and is worshipped and has a god like status. I once thought that the skyline was a great car beat any car and was so amazing, because like if u like change the turbos and do like all this stuff its like really fast and like stuff. But then I look at the numbers, and realize the skyline is just a trendy status symbol, like a Gucci suit that only 1 out of ever 200 people will realize that u paid 5 times as much for. But to be unbiased I’m just going look at the numbers. Numbers are not biased (if u have any other sources feel free to tell me)

Crapline vs. Corvette z06

A

The test

Corvette Z06

skyline gtr r34

The winner

Price

$52,000

$93,000

Corvette z06

0-60

3.9

4.9

Corvette z06

¼ mile

12.4

13.7

Corvette z06

Skid pad

1.00

0.88

Corvette z06

Top speed

171

155

Corvette z06

Horsepower

405

276

Corvette z06

Weight

3118

3673

Corvette z06


The Sources

The test

Corvette z06

skyline gtr r34

Price

Chevrolet’s website and others

Motorex’s website

0-60

Car And Driver "CHEVROLET CORVETTE Z06" Dec 2001

jbskyline.net

¼ mile

Car And Driver "CHEVROLET CORVETTE Z06" Dec 2001 and others

supercars.net

Skid Pad

Car And Driver "CHEVROLET CORVETTE Z06" Dec 2001 and others

jbskyline.net

Top Speed

Road and track "Corvette Z06 Meets C5-R" June 2001

jbskyline.net

Horsepower

Autotrader.com

supercars.net

Weight

Autotrader.com

supercars.net

 

There you go rice bitches those are the numbers. What do you want more, do you want a z06 that beats the skyline in every way, and cost 40 grand less? Hmm 40 grand, you know costs around 40 grand, the 427 TT lingnifelter corvette upgrade which makes a Corvette run low 10's. How can u say a Skyline is a better car, I just don’t get it, are u blind or just to ignorant. I know what you are thinking u can upgrade it, but corvettes are just as easy a set of cams and a intake manifold (which I promise u would cost half as much as it would for a skyline) will get u 100-125hp and still be streetable. Hmm a 100+hp gain on a 400hp engine that would be like hmm 500hp, which if memory serves is the limit on the stock block Skyline. That isn’t the limit on a LS6 I can tell u that much.

 

Crapline vs. Imprezza WRX STI

 

The test

Imprezza WRX STI

skyline gtr r34

The winner

Price

$31,000

$93,000

Imprezza WRX STI

0-60

4.7

4.9

Imprezza WRX STI

¼ mile

13.3         

13.7

Imprezza WRX STI

Skid pad

0.91

0.88

 Imprezza WRX STI

Top speed

154

155

Skyline (by 1 mph)

Horsepower

300

276

Imprezza WRX STI

Weight

3263

3673

Imprezza WRX STI

 

The test

Imprezza WRX STI

skyline gtr r34

Price

Sport compact car

Motorex’s website

0-60

supercars.net

jbskyline.net

¼ mile

supercars.net

supercars.net

Skid Pad

Sport compact car

jbskyline.net

Top Speed

A kind of  random website

jbskyline.net

Horsepower

supercars.net

supercars.net

Weight

supercars.net

supercars.net

 

There yet another car that the skyline beat, because skylines suck. 1/3 the money and beats in almost everyway but top speed, but top speed is for poser. Fuck posers haha.

 

Skylines suck hard, they get beat by everything.  Okay I am leaving aside the whole thing that skylines are supposed to run on crazy octane Japanese gas, and don’t like the water down stuff the epa makes us use, the hp figures on a skyline suck. I think people In Japan get fuggin wood when they go over 200hp.. And. I think I know people buy skylines. It is cause they think have such small penises that have to buy a big fancy overrated cars cause guys and girls thinks it cool cause they saw it in a gay ass movie or a video game. By the way before Gran Turismo came out if u said skyline people thought u were talking about a Buick.; I mean if guess you could do it to be unique and JDM. You want be unique and jdm then buy a fuckin diashtu micro. Its 100% jdm, but i forgot jdm only matters if you thinks cool. So until Nissan actually makes a fast car and gives it to America for a reasonable price, jus suck on the facts

don’t get me wrong if some one gave a r34 I would be overjoyed, then sell it and buy a lingfelter.